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Moments of Seniors
August 13, 2012, 3:41 am
Filed under: Funny Jokes, ~Other Jokes | Tags: , , , , ,

A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her hoping she would be well taken care for. The next morning the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast and set her in a chair at a window over looking a lovely flower garden.

She seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt sideways in the chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rushed up to catch her and straighten her up.

Again she seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt over to her other side. The nurses rushed back and once more brought her back upright. This went on all morning.

The next day the family arrived to see how the old woman was adjusting to her new home. “So Ma, how they treatin you? Are you fitting in here?”

“It’s a  nice facility,” she replied. “Except they won’t let me fart.”

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