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Shopping Mishap
February 1, 2012, 7:43 pm
Filed under: Funny Jokes, ~Other Jokes | Tags: , , ,

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on.

The man finished shopping and headed towards the checkout line, but she got in front of him. “Pardon me,” she said, “I’m sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It’s just that you look like my son who just died recently.” “I’m very sorry,” replied the man, “Is there anything I can do for you?”

“Yes,” she said, ” As I am leaving can you say ‘goodbye mother,’ it would make me feel happier. “Sure,” answered the man. As the woman was leaving he shouted “Goodbye mother.” As he stepped up to pay for his groceries, he noticed the total was $127.65. “How can that be?” asked the man, “I only purchased a few things.” “Your mother said she would pay for her,” said the clerk…


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