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Too Much to Drink
February 19, 2010, 8:40 pm
Filed under: Funny Jokes, ~Bar Jokes, ~Lawyer Jokes | Tags: , , , , , , ,

A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch. A few minutes later, the man again peeked into his pocket and ordered another double. This routine was followed for some time, until after looking into his pocket again, the man told the bartender he’d had enough.

The bartender asked, “I’ve got to ask you. What’s with the pocket business?”

“Oh,” said the drunk, “I have my lawyer’s picture in here, and when he starts to look honest, I know I’ve had enough.”


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