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Fooling the Police
February 19, 2010, 8:26 pm
Filed under: ~Bar Jokes, ~Policeman Jokes | Tags: , , , , , , , , ,

One night a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip over the curb, and tried his keys on several different cars until he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the police officer stopped him, read him his rights  and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, “Tonight I’m the designated decoy.”


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