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The Gorilla Agency
February 17, 2010, 7:08 pm
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A man walked into his backyard one morning to find a 600 pound gorilla sitting in the tree. Alarmed he rushed into the house and phoned the ‘Emergancy Gorilla Service,’ hey it could happen… The service told him that they were shorthanded and that a specialist could be dispatched immediately if the man would be willing to assist him. The man agreed, and shortly thereafter a technician arrived at his home equipped with a stick, a pair of handcuffs, a tiny Chihuahua, and a shotgun.

Technician: “Now listen carefully,” he told the homeowner. “I am going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with the stick, until he falls to the ground. My trained Chihuahua will go right for the Gorilla’s testicles, and when the gorilla instinctively crosses his hands over his testicles to protect himself, you slap the cuffs on without delay.”

Homeowner: “Ok, got it,” the homeowner replied. “But what is the shotgun for?”

Technician: “This is the most important part, if I should fall out of the tree first, shot the Chihuahua.”

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