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Electronics and Old People
February 16, 2010, 5:29 am
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Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped.

The others looked at her questioningly. “That was my pager,” she said. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”

A few minutes later a phone rang, the second young woman lifted her hand to her ear. When she was finished she explained, “That was my cell phone, I have a microchip in my hand.”

The older woman felt very low tech. So she decided that she was not going to be out done, and wanted to do something impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went into the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.

The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman finally said,”Well, will you look at that I am getting a fax.”


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