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About Arguing with Police
February 16, 2010, 10:03 am
Filed under: Funny Jokes, ~Policeman Jokes | Tags: , , , , ,

A man was driving down a local street one day and approached a stop sign.He barely slowed down and ran right through the stop sign after glancing for traffic. What the driver did not know was that a officer was watching the intersection. The officer pulled out after him and stopped him two blocks away.

Policeman: License, registration, and proof of insurance please.

Man: Before I give it to you, tell me why you pulled me over.

Policeman: Well you ran right through that stop sign back there…

Man: Man, I slowed down, what’s the difference?!

The police pulled his nightstick and begun pelting the man’s car, leaving small dents. “Now, do you want me to stop or just slow down?!

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