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Old People and Viagra
July 9, 2009, 5:05 pm
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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra.

“Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?” asked the man.

“I┬ácan cut them for you,” the pharmacist replied, “but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection.”

“I am 96 years old,” said the old man, “I don’t want an erection. I just want it sticking out far enough so I don’t piss on my slippers.”

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