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His and Her Drive-up ATM Instructions
June 16, 2009, 1:30 pm
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HIS:

  1. Pull up to ATM
  2. Insert card
  3. Enter PIN number
  4. Take Cash, card and receipt

HER:

  1. Pull up to ATM
  2. Check Makeup in rear-view mirror
  3. Hang-up cell phone
  4. Shut off engine
  5. Put keys in purse
  6. Get out of car because you’re too far away from ATM
  7. Hunt for card in purse
  8. Insert Card
  9. Hunt for wrapper with PIN written on it
  10. Enter PIN
  11. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes
  12. Hit “Cancel”
  13. Re-enter correct PIN number
  14. Check balance
  15. Look for envelope
  16. Look in purse for pen
  17. Make out deposit slip
  18. Endorse checks
  19. Make deposit
  20. Study Instructions for at least 2 minutes
  21. Make cash withdrawl
  22. Get in car
  23. Check Makeup in rear-view mirror
  24. Look for keys
  25. Start car
  26. Check makeup in rear-view mirror
  27. Start pulling away
  28. Stop
  29. Back up to ATM
  30. Get out of car
  31. Take card and receipt
  32. Get back in car
  33. Put card in wallet
  34. Put receipt in checkbook
  35. Enter deposits and withdrawls in checkbook
  36. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
  37. Check makeup in rear-view mirror
  38. Put car in reverse
  39. Put car in drive
  40. Drive away from ATM
  41. Travel 3 miles
  42. Release parking brake
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