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Were You Drinking?
March 19, 2009, 6:45 am
Filed under: Funny Jokes, ~Bar Jokes, ~Policeman Jokes | Tags: , , , , ,

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After examining the man he says,
“Sir, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?”

The man gets really indignant and says, “Officer, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?”

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