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State-of-the-Art Watch
March 19, 2009, 6:02 am
Filed under: Funny Jokes, ~Bar Jokes

A rather confident man walks into  a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for  a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date late?”

“No,” he replies, “I just bought this state-of-the-art watch  and I was just testing it.”

The intrigued woman says, “A state-of -the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”

“It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me,” he explains.

“What’s it telling you now?”

“Well, it says you are not wearing any panties…”

The woman giggles and replies, “Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!”

The man responds with, “Damn thing must be an hour fast.”

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