Daves Web Site – Use At Your Own Risk


Opps (Uncle Frank?)
March 19, 2009, 6:39 am
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It’s Saturday morning and Bod’s just about to set off a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around noon. So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.

“Hello?” says a little girl’s voice. “Hi honey, it’s daddy,” said Bob, “Is mommy near the phone?” “No, Daddy. She’s in the bedroom with Uncle Frank.” After a brief pause, Bob says, “But you haven’t got an Uncle Frank, honey!” “Yes I do,” replied the little girl, “and he’s upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!” “Okay then. Here’s what I want you to do, put down the phone, run up the stairs and knock on the door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car’s just pulled up outside the house.” “OK, Daddy.”

A few minutes later, the girl comes back to the phone. “Well, I did what you said, Daddy.” “And what happened?” “Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window, and now she’s all dead.” “Oh my god! But what about Uncle Frank?” “He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too, and he was all scared and he jumped out of the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took all the water out to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he’s dead too.” There’s a long pause. “Swimming pool? Is this 854-7039?”

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