Daves Web Site – Use At Your Own Risk

March 19, 2009, 6:16 am
Filed under: Funny Jokes, ~Lawyer Jokes, ~Policeman Jokes

A lawyer was getting out of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, completely ripping it off. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. “Officer, look what they have done to my Beemer!” he whined.

“You lawyers make me sick!” replied the disgusted officer. “You were so worried about your BMW, that you did not even notice that your left arm was ripped off!” “Oh no!” replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was. “I’ve lost my Rolex!”

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