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Five Dollar Reality Check
March 18, 2009, 6:22 pm
Filed under: Funny Jokes, ~Other Jokes

Clinton is out jogging around in some of the seedier areas of Washington, DC, when he notices a good looking prostitute. She sees this and calls out: “Fifty dollars!” He is tempted but the price is a little high. So he calls back, “Five!” She is disappointed and turns away and Bill continues his jog.

A few days later, he finds himself jogging in the same area and as luck would have it, the prostitute is still there. But she wont came down from her price. “Fifty!” she shouts and Bill answers “Five!” No sale.

About a week later, Hillary has decided that she wants to get into shape so she demands to go jogging with Bill. They got to the seedy part of town and the same prostitute is still there. She eyes Bill and Hillary together and yells, “See what you can get for five dollars!”

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