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Wal-mart
March 12, 2009, 8:00 am
Filed under: Funny Jokes, ~Other Jokes

A woman goes into Wal-mart and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn’t work. The clerk tells her that he can’t give her a refund because she bought it on special. All of the sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming; “GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!”

The clerk, not knowing what to do, runs to get the store manager. The manager comes up to the woman and asks; “What’s Wrong?”

She explains the situation with the toaster. He tells her the same thing as the clerk. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming; “GRAB MY BREASTS, GRAB MY BREASTS!”

In shock, the store manager pleads, “Ma’am, why are you saying that?” In a huff, the woman says, “BECAUSE I LIKE MY BREASTS GRABBED WHEN I’M GETTING SCREWED!”

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